If you ask someone “what’s your favorite holiday?” you’re sure to get a variety of responses. Some love the festive lights, music, and spirit of Christmas. Others prefer the smells, tastes, and family atmosphere of Thanksgiving. Hanukkah, Easter, New Years, and even Kwanzaa might make the list.
But for me, Halloween will always reign supreme. Why?
Because I missed the first seven Halloweens of my life, and I’m still trying to make up for it.
I didn’t miss out for religious reasons, or because my family objected to the concept of Halloween, or anything like that. Quite simply, in Australia (where I was born and lived until my family moved to the U.S. in 1978), Halloween wasn’t celebrated like it is here in the States. There was no candy, no costumes, no parties, no trick-or-treating, nothing. Over the past decade or so, Halloween has gained more traction in the Land Down Under, but when I grew up there in the 1970s, it simply wasn’t on any kid’s radar.
That all changed when my family moved to Portland, Oregon in the fall of 1978, and I started third grade at Prescott Elementary School. In the very first week of school, kids were already talking about what they were going to be for Halloween. When someone eventually asked me what I was “going to be” for Halloween, I replied “What’s Halloween?”
Were this a movie scene where a record player was playing in the background, this would have been the moment where the needle screeched to a halt as the whole room fell awkwardly silent.
It was already enough that I was the new kid… who talked funny.. and who still didn’t even know the Pledge of Allegiance. But based on the looks of horror, shock, and pure disbelief on the faces of my third grade classmates… I knew I’d taken the “you ain’t from around here” thing to an entirely new level.
“WHAT’S HALLOWEEN?!?!?!”
When their initial shock wore off, my new classmates began to explain Halloween to me — from the perspective of one third-grader to another.
Imagine yourself in my position. You’re seven years old. You’ve never even heard of Halloween. Original Star Wars fever is ubiquitous, and it’s quite literally the most awesome and thought-consuming element of your life right now.
Now imagine someone tells you that you can dress up and pretend you’re Luke Skywalker, or Han Solo, or C-3PO… all day long… on a school day (October 31, 1978 was a Tuesday).
And if that’s not already enough, imagine your new friends go on to tell you there’s a party (they called it a carnival) in the school gym on that magical day where such shenanigans as cakewalks, bobbing for apples, raffles, fishing for candy, spook alleys, and costume contests take place.
Halloween was sounding pretty bloody amazing in my seven year-old mind. And I had no trouble believing any of it.
That is… Uuntil they told me the last part. And what they all emphatically claimed was the “best part.”
I’m sure you’re familiar with it. It’s the part about where you walk up to a door… any door… on any street… in any neighborhood… and you knock.
And then the people who live inside in the house… whom you’ve never met before…
Give…
you….
candy.
!!!
For free.
!!!!!!
CANDY!!!!
Free candy!
FREE!!!!!!!!!
CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For free.
Candy.
Free.
While you’re dressed up as Luke Skywalker.
You just sky-walk up to the door, ring the bell, and get candy.
FREE.
CAN-DY!
And did I mention it was FREE?
FREE. CANDY.
So much free candy, in fact, that you apparently have to carry a bag with you because you get so much free candy (a pillow case is apparently recommended).
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, I was totally fine with the costumes and the party, but the entire concept of Trick-or-Treating was way too much to believe. I honestly remember thinking they were all playing a joke on the new kid with the funny accent.
September turned to October and Halloween 1978 eventually arrived. As planned, I went to school as Luke Skywalker. I had a homemade light-saber and everything. I fought multiple light-saber battles at recess with kids in Darth Vader masks (I didn’t know they were my Dad at the time… nobody did yet). I hung out in the cafeteria with Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, Wonder Woman, cowboys, witches, Frankenstein monsters, werewolves, aliens, and hobos. Mr. Langley (my third grade teacher) dressed as a clown, with a wig, full make-up, and funny shoes. I don’t know how any school work got done that day. All I remember is a day-long party and listening to Monster Mash about a million times.
The Prescott Elementary Halloween carnival was exactly as promised. I won a cake at the cakewalk, bobbed for apples, ate lots of candy, and clapped for my friends in the costume contest finals (I didn’t win that year, but I did “strike back” when I “returned as a Jedi” two years later and won first place as Yoda — I still have the mask decades later).
At home, later that afternoon, I began to worry about the door knocking thing. I so wanted to believe my friends were telling the truth about Trick-or-Treating. But I couldn’t. It was simply too good to be true. I fully expected the first door I knocked on to open with a confused stare, some terse words, and a slam in my face. I mean, why would complete strangers just give away candy? Candy! The most precious resource in the world to a seven year-old boy. My American father assured me my friends were telling the truth, but part of me wondered if maybe he was just in on the joke.
As the sun began to set on All Hallows’ Eve, my parents both grabbed “torches” (those are flashlights for you ‘Muricans) and walked my younger brother and me to the house next door. In my left hand, I held my light-saber. In my right, I clutched the hand-sewn Jack O’Lantern bag my Mum had made for each of us. My parents stopped at the end of the walkway, and told my brother and me to walk up to the door.
My very first Trick-or-Treat door; a pivotal and formative moment in my life.
Still incredulous as to the stories my classmates had told me about what happens vis-à-vis candy in this situation, I glanced back at my Dad, who simply nodded.
Tentatively, I rang the door bell.
And waited.
I heard voices inside.
I heard someone approach the door.
I took a deep breath and steeled myself against the impending look of disapproval, brief but harsh interrogation as to why I was at their doorstep, and inevitable slam of the door.
I heard the handle turn.
The door opened.
A tall man towered over us.
The man was… dressed as Frankenstein?
(I know it’s technically Frankenstein’s Monster, but the misnomer was common back then, particularly among seven year old boys).
Yes! He was Frankenstein. And he was just standing there – as if he were waiting for me to do something.
Or perhaps… say something?
I knew the magic words my friends had taught me, though I’d never said them before… at least not in an actual “go-time” situation like this.
With our fresh-off-the-plane Aussie accents, we chimed:
“Trick or Treat!”
This next part happened in slow motion.
Frankenstein reached into a bowl on a stool by his front door.
Frankenstein grabbed two Kit-Kat bars.
Two full sized Kit-Kat bars.
KIT.
KAT.
BARS.
And dropped one into each of our outstretched bags.
Words do not exist to describe the feeling that ignites inside the heart of a seven year-old Luke Skywalker when a complete stranger dressed as Frankenstein drops a Kit-Kat bar into his pumpkin bag for the first time.
Christmas spirit? Sure. OK. Santa’s cool, and all that.
Thanksgiving? Hard as it might be to believe, Australians don’t actually celebrate the Wampanoag Indians rescuing the Plymouth colonists from starvation in 1621. And I was still a month away from my first Thanksgiving.
Easter, birthdays, Australia Day, Boxing Day. Yes, they’re all fine and respectable holidays.
But being a seven year-old Luke Skywalker at the height of 1978 Star Wars mania, and going from door, to door, to door, until your pumpkin bag is literally overflowing from candy to the point that you have to eat it as you walk to the next door… that’s pure holiday magic.
A couple hours later, after dumping our booty on the living room rug so Mum could make sure no razor blades, cyanide, needles, or venomous snakes lurked inside the wrappers, and after a few candy swaps based on individual preferences (I’m still not a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup guy), we were free to gorge ourselves on candy.
Apart from the brief safety inspection (which I’m sure my Mum did only because the ladies at church told her it was necessary), my Mum exhibited none of the sissy attributes of her overly concerned American counterparts who wish to restrict the sugar intake of their children on Halloween and the days that follow. Restraint isn’t exactly an Australian virtue, and that applies to candy for Australian children in the same way that it applies to beer for Australian men. So I ate as much candy as I wanted that night, and the next day, and for two days after that… until it was all gone.
So now, perhaps, you have an inkling of why Halloween, for me, holds a special place in my heart. As the years have progressed, logic might argue that I’ve more than made up for those first seven missed Halloween opportunities.
But there’s nothing logical about magic.
Or Star Wars.
Or taking free candy from strangers.
Which is why Halloween, even decades later, is still my favorite holiday.
Happy Halloween, everyone. 🙂